tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

(via amandabyneofficial)


More Weekend Update jokes from Colin and Cecily

More Weekend Update jokes from Colin and Cecily

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

(via roguesandevolution)

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

(via weavesdropper)

“You read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discover that it happened 100 years ago to Dostoyevsky. This is a very great liberation for the suffering, struggling person, who always thinks that he is alone. This is why art is important. Art would not be important if life were not important, and life is important.”
James Baldwin, Conversations with James Baldwin (via bookshavepores)

(via freudian-slipped)

mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.
mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

(via amandabyneofficial)

“Don’t believe everything you think.”
— Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

gallifrey-feels:

sexyscience69:

mama-hanji:

little-miss-lalonde:

What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.

and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over

both of you write a book together

writers are people who have acknowledged and made friends with their extra souls

(via serenefireflies)

colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.

colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.

(via serenefireflies)


Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

Am I done yet? Yes. My dear child, you’ve done so well.

(via serenefireflies)


"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else." - Sebastian Stan

"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else." - Sebastian Stan
"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else." - Sebastian Stan

(via serenefireflies)